Flat Earth Society

I stumbled across a website for The Flat Earth Society.

I wasn’t sure whether it was a joke or not. Their ‘Why a Flat Earth?’ page contained some arguments as to why the Earth cannot be round and, therefore, must be flat.

Then I came across this in their Current Events page:

After spending over sixteen million dollars and using over 48 thousand yards of industrial strength strapping tape, we of the Flat Earth Society were able to construct an enormously powerful neurotransmitter that can implant suggestions directly into the brains of the nearby non-Flat Earthers. Having set it up just outside of the Russian Antarctic exploration post (Vostok), we are awaiting word that all three scientists and 174 penguins have been shown the light.

Bwahahahaha!!!!

I have now seen the light.

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About yewnique

I am a Malaysian-born woman who is married to an Australian and now live in Melbourne, Australia. I am a mother to four children. I home school. I like reading, writing, and cooking -- not necessarily in that order. I care about grammar and spelling, but am nonchalant about the Oxford Comma. I try to follow Christ's teachings.

Posted on Wednesday, November 2nd, 2011, in Twaddle. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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