For Your Eyes Only

First there was defrauding,

Defraudnow, apparently, a woman can cause a man to ‘freak out’ and be ‘damaged spiritually’ simply by staring at him through the TV screen with her large eyes.

Avert your eyes, gentlemen, lest you be defrauded.

Avert your eyes, gentlemen, lest you become spiritually damaged.

 

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About yewnique

I am a Malaysian-born woman who is married to an Australian and now live in Melbourne, Australia. I am a mother to four children. I home school. I like reading, writing, and cooking -- not necessarily in that order. I care about grammar and spelling, but am nonchalant about the Oxford Comma. I try to follow Christ's teachings.

Posted on Saturday, June 13th, 2015, in Bizarre, Faith and Culture, News and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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